Pelosi sailing with Gibson?

This guy knows more that you?

Ms Pelosi was apparently unaware of what’s been going on with ACORN, even though the Senate passed a measure to defund it days before she was confronted. DO YOU NOT HAVE A CELL PHONE, THE INTERNET, INTERNS, A CONSCIENCE OR A BRAIN!? How do these people keep their jobs? The next day the House voted as well. Do you think we’re stupid? You’re a liar unless you can prove one of the following:

1. You were up in Maine sailing with Charlie Gibson – that was his excuse for being a moron and totally oblivious to protesters and ACORN – for the past week or more.
2. You’ve been busy communing with the devil and Harry Reid (I’m just kidding…. we all know that the devil will have nothing to do with Reid).

C’mon! Even meathead Arnold “The Governator” Schwarzenegger knows what’s going on. If you’re getting scooped by Arnold, you have some serious, serious problems!

Politician logic

Oh Howard, you say the craziest things….. But we just ignore it, kinda like Barack Obama ignores his crazy uncle Jeremiah Wright.

Quotes I wrote down from Howard Dean, the DNC chairman and former crazy presidential candidate, today while I was watching CNBC at work today:

“The private sector by nature is more inefficient than the public sector.”

“I believe individuals should be able to choose their health insurance, which means there has to be a public option.”

“Please, HELP!! Can’t you see I’m being blackmailed. (He mouths ‘Nancy Pelosi’ and ‘Harry Reid’) Why else would I say things that are clearly illogical. Please help me!” Then some guys wearing GE shirts ran onto the set and the camera cut away.

You and Joe Biden just crack me up with all those funny jokes you’re always making! You should go on tour together! With Seinfeld! You could do a show about nothing.

Ohhhhhh, wait just a second… my 6-year-old just informed me that today is opposite day. Howard, you’re so crafty! How did you know?

That GE incident was a little weird… buuuuuut, I’ve seen weirder. Today even! Rep Olympia Snowe, R – Maine, one of the gang of 6 Senators, said today that she thinks Obama is NOT a big govt liberal, but a moderate. WTH! I can’t even imagine what kind of dirt they’ve got on her. Maybe they have proof that she wants to starve small children. She is a Republican you know.