Pyromaniacs

I didn't do it

Didn't do that either

...or this one

YEAH RIGHT!!

Here’s a little story:

Let’s just say that there’s been a bunch of fires. Every time there’s a fire there are people at the scene accusing people of setting the fires. They always manage to implicate someone for the fire. People go to jail because we don’t put up with people burning down our buildings. But as we investigate, we learn that these same accusers are always at the scene right before the fires. And here’s the twist, the accusers are the fire inspectors!

This example, ladies and gentleman, is spot-on for what is going on in our government right now, and particularly in the financial oversight committees. Those in charge (Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Chuck Rangel, and fellow evil bastards) are nothing more than pyromaniacs. They are con artists of the first degree.

How can we ever stop the burning if those setting the fires are the ones doing the investigating and prosecuting?!