About Me

Hi. I’m Nate. My wife Becky and I have 3 kids and another in the oven (her, not me). I live in Utah, love college football (while I appreciate the skill-level of the NFL, I get a little weary of the megalomania, drama, antics, criminal behavior, gun crime, etc), the outdoors, my guns, and technology . I love The Office and Seinfeld. I speak Spanish fluently and love the latin culture and community. I’m work in the financial sector as a financial advisor. I must be a masochist because I read a lot of books & articles and have an interest in local and national politics, economics & history. I feel it’s important -no, my civic duty- to stay informed on what goes on so that I don’t miss a chance to make fun of something that’s going on ;).

Things I don’t like:

  1. Corruption –  I believe that this is the main source of all our problems. I despise lying and hypocrisy.
  2. Stupid People – Enablers of #1… and they’re always whining and complaining about things they don’t know anything about, eating all our steak, and ruining our lives.
  3. Politicians – See #1 and #2 – ‘nuf said; special note: Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Barney Frank, Charlie Rangel… I could go on and on, but you get the point.
  4. Actors/Celebrities – See #2… they live in their little bubble and try to tell us ‘little people’ what to do.
  5. The “Mainstream” Media
  6. Political Correctness
  7. Big Govt/Socialism/Fascism/Communism – pretty much anything that takes away my rights and agency to choose for myself
  8. Global Warming – the biggest scam since Global Cooling
  9. Big fat hypocritical liars : Michael Moore, Al Gore, etc

10 things you don’t know about me:

  1. I have a fascination with pirates (real pirates, like in the movies, not like those wussies in Africa with guns)
  2. My pirate name would be Rufus
  3. My wife found out I was funny when I made an inappropriate pirate joke in college
  4. If I had to have an Arab name, I would pick Jabib (pronounced Habeeb) – also a cool pirate name
  5. I went on a date with my wife’s sister before my wife
  6. I’ve had an obsession for Curling ever since the winter Olympics in Salt Lake City
  7. My favorite job was mowing baseball fields the summer after I graduated from college
  8. I once made a drunk guy in South America do the “truffle shuffle” from Goonies
  9. I used to be able to purr backwards… until I got braces (stupid braces… I could’ve been on Stupid Human Tricks)
  10. I seem to have a soft spot for TV shows, books and movies that feature vigilante heroes, like Wolverine, Batman, The Punisher, and Jack Bauer
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