Scumbags of the day

John Edwards cheated on his dying wife. Now (act surprised) he’s been caught again! C’mon, does anyone really believe it was a one-time thing? Yeah, right! When you see one cockroach, there’s 100 more you don’t see. Best of all, his wife is threatening to spill the beans on all the shady political secrets he has. Awesome. Looking forward to it…

David Letterman is an ass. He looks down his nose at all of us and criticizes everyone with traditional values from his glorified soap box. We all know he is a tyrant to work for. We all knew he was a dirty old man perv. But I never (yeah, right) would have guessed that he was also a cheater and a hypocrite.

Mark Ensign, disgraced Republican Senator from Nevada (I’d still take this scumbag over Reid) was caught laundering your tax dollars. It wasn’t enough just to get caught cheating on his wife. He had to give sweet deals to his mistress and her husband. Surprise! A crooked politician. They are almost all crooked and therefore almost all of them are vulnerable to being extorted and controlled. This is why we are losing control of our country.

Mark Sanford, Republican governor who decided it was no big deal to just leave the country and visit his mistress in Argentina. I’m sure we can all relate, right? Well, this once hope-of-the-party loser nut job has apparently decided that he doesn’t have to keep up the descent guy anymore. He’s full-on refusing to face the music as more and more allegations of impropriety are raised.

Whoopi Goldberg, I don’t know what “rape-rape” is, but you are a evil bastard for even suggesting that Polanski didn’t do anything wrong. Where do you people come from? Is this a giant ‘Punked’ or something? Wow. I just don’t know what else to say about this….

Robert Gibbs, Obama’s chief liar… uh, I mean, Press Secretary. I can hardly stand to look at this guy. He’s such a bad liar. You’d think they’d at least pick someone who could lie with a straight face.

Jimmy Carter, once again you make one of my lists. You deny what you said a few weeks ago when you called me and everyone else who opposes Obama for any legitimate reasons a racist. NEWSFLASH: we have video cameras and no matter what you say, it doesn’t make it so. PS – you could probably get away with playing the crazy-old-man card. Serenity Now!

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Stupid people are so…. stupid

I See Stupid People

I thought I would get something out of the way right from the get-go. Stupid people get on my nerves. But, they provide so much material that I’m sure I’ll be revisiting this theme often.

Stupid person of the day: Jimmy Carter, Israel-hating hypocrite

Jimmy Carter – our nations worst ex-president. Somehow people overlooked your single-handed near-destruction of our nation’s economy as President. Somehow people just ignored you when you visited and propagandized for Castro and your precious Communist Cuba. Somehow we all just passed you off as a crazy old man while you were chumming around with Michael Moore. But this time you’ve gone too far! We’re not racists! When are you gonna get it through your thick intolerant skull that we conservatives hate everyone… equally (at least that’s what the media tells us). That precludes any racism ;).

Oh, BTW, I don’t oppose Obama because he’s black. I oppose him because of his crazy socialist ideas that he and all his friends believe in.

Put away your tattered race card unless you want to point out real racism, like when Kayne West figured out that Bush caused Katrina to kill all the black people in New Orleans.