Harry Reid, Gardener Extraordinaire

Springtime is upon us! It’s almost time to get out there in the yard and start to cultivate and grow stuff. WooHoo! I love this time of year. I love the smell of cut grass and damp dirt.One thing I’ve always found a little funny is the types of food plants like. Who would have thought that if you put crap on plants it grows better. Who thought of that?! That first time was a little risky if you ask me.

Unfortunately, the way you get a good crop from plants is the exact opposite way that you get a good crop of people. We’ve all heard the proverb, “Show me your friends and I’ll show you your future.”
If people are surrounded crap they stink. And all us normal people don’t want to be around them. And when they get all their ideas from crap, their ideas are crap. And when there ideas are crap, we normal people want nothing to do with them.

Harry Reid, you and your ilk are CRAP!

Harry flanked by evil bastards Chuck Schumer and Chris Dodd

You have surrounded yourself by evil people. You believe their crap and now want to make us eat their crap. The bad news for you, Harry, is that we’re people, not plants. But I do concede that you would be one hell of a gardener, what with your talent for finding the rottenest, stinkiest crap in the world. Too bad you picked politician/evil bastard as your career choice.

I really try to reserve judgment on people most of the time, especially if we disagree politically but have similar religious beliefs. That’s a sensitive area. But this week after reading comments -by comments, I really mean self-proclaimed delusions- by Harry about the passage of the Heath care abomination. I had to wonder how two people who agree on the majority of religious issues can be so at odds with governmental issues. The conclusion I came to is that… I have no idea. I cannot understand how Harry can reconcile his morality with the immorality of this legislation, not to mention the horrific corruption of the process.

The bottom line is that I can no longer give Harry a ‘pass’ that we just disagree on some issues. I think Harry is a bad dude. Look who he is surrounded by. Socialists. Liars. Criminals! They would be in jail if they had to abide by the laws they set. Look at the fruits of his works. Look at the means to his ends. Crap. Crap. And crap.

Harry, you are an evil bastard. I’ll let Ted Kennedy know to save you a seat in case he hasn’t already.

Corruption

I’m tired of all the corruption I see in politics and business.

Chicago-style (and now Washington-style) politics

Chicago-style (and now Washington-style) politics

Imagine you had committed a crime and were going to go to jail for breaking the law. Now imagine that you had a friend that could keep you out of jail because of his connections. Would you allow your crime to be covered up?

Let’s say you do. Good for you. You outsmarted the system. This kind of thing happens every day. What’s it gonna hurt if you participate a little teeny tiny bit. Not gonna hurt anyone, right?

Aside from the fact you’re trying to defeat the Law of Justice, which is impossible due to its eternal nature, you are now in someone’s debt without even knowing what the price is.

A recent example is our own wonderful-human-being David Letterman. To be clear, he didn’t (as far as we know) break the law, just the rules. His acts and their concealment left him susceptible to extortion.

Extortion leads to corruption.

We hear of people in the media, politics and Hollywood every day who are “outed” because they fell out of favor. If you think that the ones we hear about are representative of the actual amount of criminal/dishonest behavior, you’re delusional. An understanding of statistics tells us that. When you see one cockroach there’s 100 more you don’t see.

And with all the “favors” and “compromises” that happen in our society, particularly in our political circles, I imagine that the corruptions is rampant and disgusting. How do these people sleep at night unless they’re all atheists?

Another example of extortion:

Welfare/Bailouts.

Entitlement issues and lack of discipline leave us open to extortion from our corrupt government who uses our weaknesses to amass power and control of us. If we stop playing the game, they will cut us off. Inability to fail is unhealthy to a free society.

Absence of morality is the root problem in our society and only its elimination will put us back on track. Until we fix that, it doesn’t matter what ‘solutions we present. They won’t fix the problem. This is why we cannot continue doing the same things over and over, electing the same types of people over and over. They are corrupt and devoid of ethics.

Pick a side.

Wolverine Rocks!

wolverine

I just watched Wolverine on DVD. I love that movie. If I could be a superhero, I would totally pick Wolverine. And then as Wolverine I would be a NAVY SEAL. Then when all the bad guys were gone, I’d become cop. Then, after Wolverine-cop took care of all the bad guys, I’d become a Senator. Then when (through due process, of course) all the bad guys were gone, we’d elect 99 new Senators. Then all would be well. 😉

Oops – Maxine Waters accidentally says what she’s thinking…

In my observation, most politicians (regardless of party) won’t tell you what they’re thinking. They’ll tell you what they think they should be thinking and what you want to hear. And then they’ll go wheelin’ and dealin’ and justifying to themselves that they have to concede ‘this’ or ‘that’ to get what’s “really important” (and those are the “good” ones). Government is all a big game for them, and sooner or later, even if you went with good intentions, you end up without principles or morals. If you’re a respectable person and you decide to become a politician, not only are you a crazy person, with me you also lose the whole innocent until proven guilty thing. Over and over politicians have shown that they’re corrupt, self-serving, lying, egotistical, party-line-towing megalomaniacs. Why should we ever believe a word that comes out of any of your mouths!?

Also, don’t you morons know that everything you say is recorded and we have the internet and video cameras and stuff. Do you just have no conscience? Do you just have no care for your ‘good name’ (yes, I know that’s an oxymoron when you’re talking about a politician). I just can’t ever comprehend how you can over and over contradict yourself and still sleep at night.

Here’s a great clip of Maxine waters who obviously is a little low on sleep ’cause she just comes right out and says what’s on her mind. WOW! And the look on the faces of her fellow panel members is priceless!

She also recently met Fidel Castro. She had only praises for him and his wonderful health care system. Well, if it’s so great, go there. And take Michael Moore with you. He likes it there, too. And they’re communists, so you’ll both not only love their health care system, but also their ideology. Win-win for everyone!


Politician logic

Howard Dean

Oh Howard, you say the craziest things….. But we just ignore it, kinda like Barack Obama ignores his crazy uncle Jeremiah Wright.

Quotes I wrote down from Howard Dean, the DNC chairman and former crazy presidential candidate, today while I was watching CNBC at work today:

“The private sector by nature is more inefficient than the public sector.”

“I believe individuals should be able to choose their health insurance, which means there has to be a public option.”

“Please, HELP!! Can’t you see I’m being blackmailed. (He mouths ‘Nancy Pelosi’ and ‘Harry Reid’) Why else would I say things that are clearly illogical. Please help me!” Then some guys wearing GE shirts ran onto the set and the camera cut away.

You and Joe Biden just crack me up with all those funny jokes you’re always making! You should go on tour together! With Seinfeld! You could do a show about nothing.

Ohhhhhh, wait just a second… my 6-year-old just informed me that today is opposite day. Howard, you’re so crafty! How did you know?

That GE incident was a little weird… buuuuuut, I’ve seen weirder. Today even! Rep Olympia Snowe, R – Maine, one of the gang of 6 Senators, said today that she thinks Obama is NOT a big govt liberal, but a moderate. WTH! I can’t even imagine what kind of dirt they’ve got on her. Maybe they have proof that she wants to starve small children. She is a Republican you know.