Politician logic

Howard Dean

Oh Howard, you say the craziest things….. But we just ignore it, kinda like Barack Obama ignores his crazy uncle Jeremiah Wright.

Quotes I wrote down from Howard Dean, the DNC chairman and former crazy presidential candidate, today while I was watching CNBC at work today:

“The private sector by nature is more inefficient than the public sector.”

“I believe individuals should be able to choose their health insurance, which means there has to be a public option.”

“Please, HELP!! Can’t you see I’m being blackmailed. (He mouths ‘Nancy Pelosi’ and ‘Harry Reid’) Why else would I say things that are clearly illogical. Please help me!” Then some guys wearing GE shirts ran onto the set and the camera cut away.

You and Joe Biden just crack me up with all those funny jokes you’re always making! You should go on tour together! With Seinfeld! You could do a show about nothing.

Ohhhhhh, wait just a second… my 6-year-old just informed me that today is opposite day. Howard, you’re so crafty! How did you know?

That GE incident was a little weird… buuuuuut, I’ve seen weirder. Today even! Rep Olympia Snowe, R – Maine, one of the gang of 6 Senators, said today that she thinks Obama is NOT a big govt liberal, but a moderate. WTH! I can’t even imagine what kind of dirt they’ve got on her. Maybe they have proof that she wants to starve small children. She is a Republican you know.