A mere coincidence…

Bill Clinton talks about the “vast right-wing conspiracy.” All you right-wing kooks out there need to realize that there’s a perfectly good explanation for everything that happens. And that would be… it’s all a coincidence (Jedi mind trick hand wave). Go back to sleepy sleep. Nothing to see here.

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Yup, just a total coincidence that Al Gore’s car company that makes sports cars just received over half a billion bucks from the government, compliments of the taxpayer.

Yup, just a coincidence that Obama has spent so much more of his precious time trying to secure the Olympic bid than he has trying to figure out what to do in Afghanistan. It has nothing to do with the fact that all his buddies that ‘made’ him are in Chicago and stand to make hordes of $$ if the Olympics come. Not to mention the rampant corruption there. Just a coincidence you tin-foil-hat wearing conspirator.

Yup, just a coincidence that all of GE’s NBC networks are wailing the siren 24/7 about health care. It has nothing to do with the fact that GE will clean house with a nationalized health control care system. Nope, pay no attention to the fact that GE makes medical systems and coincidentally Jeff Immelt, CEO of GE, is an Obama top advisor. Just a coincidence… all of it. Nut job.

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